jokes

I would like to tell you a few riddles;
Mary father had five daughters:Nana,Nini,Nono,Nene.
what was the fith daghter?
What has a foot but no legs?
Poor people have it rich people don't if you eat it you die.
What comes down but don't go up?
I am tall when i am young and short when I am old what am I?
In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?
A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?
What goes up when rain comes down?
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? 
 What travels around the world but stays in one spot?
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
What has 4 eyes but can’t see
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
Take away my first letter, and I still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five letter word. What am I?
What has hands but can not clap?
What can you catch and not throw?
A house has 4 walls. All of the walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What color is the bear?
What starts with “P” and ends with “E” and has more than 1000 letters?
hehe!

my birthday

I have so many rice crispy treats 41 to be exact becuase geuse what day it is my birthday! And i am going to have the best birthday of my life wich means building a chetoe or a dorito and wach totaly spys. Mabee my little ponny. and eating fruit snacks. Mabee some cocoa pufs oh and cheto pufs